The Grail Code 
So dork the can of man

A trip to the supermarket has taught me the true meaning of The Da Vinci Code. In the checkout line, I spotted one of those weekly women’s magazines that prey on the gullible, and of course the cover story was “Lose a Pound a Day with The Da Vinci Code Diet!”

Apparently the novel reveals the secret scientific principle behind the Holy Grail of effortless weight loss. All this stuff about secret societies and two-thousand-year-old conspiracies was just a cover for the real message, which is that you can lose inches quickly without breaking a sweat.

There’s already a Da Vinci Code Diet book out; I don’t know whether this magazine article deals with the same diet or whether two people, incredible as it sounds, independently hit on the same idea for cashing in on Dan Brown’s success.

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